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1direction23flick:

we’ve done a bit of research and this is what we’ve found…

most of you have probably heard by now about the woman that’s constantly spotted in elounor photos:

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Reasons why I believe the story is fake.

vatiekitez:

Someone had to do it.

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(Source: edwardo-christopher-sheeran)

lesbianhottie:

you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos

yourtswizzlean0n:

societys-a-monster:

brookeisbizarre:

nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.
Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.



nomnomnomnom .

OMFG IT’S MY DADDY HAI xD 

yourtswizzlean0n:

societys-a-monster:

brookeisbizarre:

nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

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REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .


Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.



be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.

nomnomnomnom .

OMFG IT’S MY DADDY HAI xD 

(Source: whyamisorandom)

Internet people.

sodamnrelatable:

Facebook is for popular people.

MySpace is for musical people.

Twitter is for famous people.

Tumblr is for special people.

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: jamezmasjew)

iamqueenofthefangirls:

emosofthecorn:

homurahomo:

baka-alexis-is-yaoi:

saiderp:

talliara:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEIPON PON WEI PON WEI PON PONWEI WEI PON PON PONWEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MANSCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNINGVERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!GALILEO GALILEO FIGAROMAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY
KITTEN IS OFFENDED
FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED
DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT
AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!
THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,
SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB
KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHESBIG BIG BOOTY BITCHESI GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHESBIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK
SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.

I THINK SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MY JUNK

I’M A TOUR GUIDE ON THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE
SKIPPER DAN IS THE NAME

iamqueenofthefangirls:

emosofthecorn:

homurahomo:

baka-alexis-is-yaoi:

saiderp:

talliara:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!
GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO
MAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY

KITTEN IS OFFENDED

FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED

DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT

AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!

THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,

SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB

KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.

I THINK SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MY JUNK

I’M A TOUR GUIDE ON THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE

SKIPPER DAN IS THE NAME

(Source: robintheshrew)


great-perhapss:

Ed Sheeran - Someone like you (Adele)


prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

I mean look at that. That’s water.

Flying water.

FLYING

FUCKING

WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

My views on sexuality

  • If you’re gay, that’s cool
  • If you’re lesbian, that’s cool
  • If you’re asexual, that’s cool
  • If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
  • If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
  • If you’re straight, that’s cool
  • If you’re not sure, that’s cool
  • If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.

(Source: hurtkid)

(Source: stealthebuttons)