(Source: edwardo-christopher-sheeran)

yourtswizzlean0n:

societys-a-monster:

brookeisbizarre:

nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.

nomnomnomnom .

OMFG IT’S MY DADDY HAI xD 

(Source: whyamisorandom)

iamqueenofthefangirls:

emosofthecorn:

homurahomo:

baka-alexis-is-yaoi:

saiderp:

talliara:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!
GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO
MAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY

KITTEN IS OFFENDED

FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED

DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT

AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!

THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,

SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB

KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG
BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.

I THINK SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MY JUNK

I’M A TOUR GUIDE ON THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE

SKIPPER DAN IS THE NAME

(Source: robintheshrew)

(Source: hurtkid)