February 2012
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They will try to block the departure of the Barça...
As reported by “La Vanguardia”, a group of Catalonian taxi drivers, who are organizing an “anti-crisis” protest today, had the brilliant idea of meeting for an evening demonstration outside the hotel where Barça players are grouped. They will try to block the departure of the Barça bus. Before noon, 400 Barcelona taxi drivers blocked Ronda del Litoral for 20 minutes. As...
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An old joke, but converted into football won my...
Situation - Mourinho went to Barcelona in order to find out Guardiola's training methods:
Mourinho: How do you make them play so well?
Guardiola: I ask them a question, it stimulates their brains. Look.
Guardiola: Messi, who is this person: a son of your father, but not your brother?
Messi: Eh, coach! It's easy! It's me!
Mourinho wondered a little and returned at Santiago Bernabeu. He announced a meeting and told everybody about a wonderful method. Then, he asked C.Ronaldo:
Mourinho: OK then, who is this person: a son of your father, but not your brother?
C.Ronaldo: Coach! I don't know. Can I think about it... 'till tomorrow?
Mourinho: OK.
After the training session, Cristiano asked Özil:
C.Ronaldo: Who is this person: a son of your father, but not your brother?
Özil: You silly! It's me.
Next day. Mourinho called C.Ronaldo to him and asked:
Mourinho: Now you know? Who is this person: a son of your father, but not your brother?
C.Ronaldo: Yea, it's simple. It's Özil.
Mourinho got mad and shouted:
Mourinho: IT WAS MESSI, YOU IDIOT!
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Pepe: "It was unintentional and I apologise if...
“The thought of hurting a colleague has never entered my mind” “I wish to say yesterday’s incident with Leo Messi was unintentional, but I neverteheless want to apologise to him if he was offended because all I do is defend my team and this institution. I give my heart and soul, and the thought of hurting a colleague has never enetered my mind.”
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Me: Honey, I'm home!
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Me: Oh, I forgot he's on an away match
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BALL POSSESSION REAL MADRID CF 27% - 73% FC BARCELONA
DIGNITY REAL MADRID CF 0%* - 100% FC BARCELONA
*I’D SAY 5% - AT LEAST MOU CAME OFF HIS BENCH
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Well
Ramos getting nervous in his favorite way of doing that
Pepe simulating as hell - even Sergio can’t play that well ;)
Pepe stepping on Messi’s hand
Pepe as himself, simply
Sure I’ve missed many things, but ‘WHATTAFUCK’.
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MY DASH IS DEAD RIGHT NOW...
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Anonymous asked: Hi. You Are very studpid. xoxo!
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