that girl who runs stylesbemykryptonite, deiteitespitch and has a twitter @deiteiteTumblr (3.0; @deiteite)http://deiteite.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1direction23flick.tumblr.com/post/29739369301/management-katie-ray" target="_blank">1direction23flick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we’ve done a bit of research and this is what we’ve found…</p> <p>most of you have probably heard by now about the woman that’s constantly spotted in elounor photos:</p> <p><a href="http://1direction23flick.tumblr.com/post/29739369301/management-katie-ray" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29977479089http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29977479089Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:39:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vatiekitez.tumblr.com/post/29801424691/reasons-why-i-believe-the-story-is-fake" target="_blank">vatiekitez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone had to do it.</p> <p><a href="http://vatiekitez.tumblr.com/post/29801424691/reasons-why-i-believe-the-story-is-fake" target="_blank">Read More</a></p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29977098950http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29977098950Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:32:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nys3zfGG1rcjvxto1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29701365459http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29701365459Sat, 18 Aug 2012 14:04:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lesbianhottie.tumblr.com/post/28205495006" target="_blank">lesbianhottie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vs9xYQgT1r2jyd3o1_1280.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687838273http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687838273Sat, 18 Aug 2012 09:08:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luwzveR8RE1r0xzg0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourtswizzlean0n.tumblr.com/post/29617873894/societys-a-monster-brookeisbizarre" target="_blank">yourtswizzlean0n</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://societys-a-monster.tumblr.com/post/29206925260/brookeisbizarre-nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone" target="_blank">societys-a-monster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brookeisbizarre.tumblr.com/post/29181084367/nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone-bow-down-to-the" target="_blank">brookeisbizarre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone.tumblr.com/post/27992948519/bow-down-to-the-king-reblog-if-you-ever-see" target="_blank">nicotene-lips-heart-of-stone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BOW DOWN TO THE KING </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljqcpip62d1qafrh6.gif"/></p> <p><strong>REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .</strong></p> <p><br/>Rule one: Reblog the creator.</p> <p>Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr</p> <p>Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.</p> <p><br/><br/>be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls0e573EwZ1qdyri1o2_500.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>nomnomnomnom .</p> </blockquote> <p>OMFG IT’S MY DADDY HAI xD </p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687687786http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687687786Sat, 18 Aug 2012 09:03:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/29572155722/internet-people" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Facebook is for popular people.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyikhY4Jx1qe7xg0.gif" width="300"/></p> <p><strong>MySpace is for musical people.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyi3gmWFq1qe7xg0.gif" width="300"/></p> <p><strong>Twitter is for famous people.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyi2fgNUz1qe7xg0.gif" width="300"/></p> <p><strong>Tumblr is for special people.</strong></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyi5yQq251qe7xg0.gif" width="300"/></p> <p><span>via </span><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a></p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687626000http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687626000Sat, 18 Aug 2012 09:01:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6utxlxnl41qcydz3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamqueenofthefangirls.tumblr.com/post/29588442766/emosofthecorn-homurahomo" target="_blank">iamqueenofthefangirls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emosofthecorn.tumblr.com/post/29584946088/homurahomo-baka-alexis-is-yaoi-saiderp" target="_blank">emosofthecorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homurahomo.tumblr.com/post/29538932469/baka-alexis-is-yaoi-saiderp-talliara" target="_blank">homurahomo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baka-alexis-is-yaoi.tumblr.com/post/29538848387/saiderp-talliara-vastderp" target="_blank">baka-alexis-is-yaoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saiderp.tumblr.com/post/29537818147/talliara-vastderp-rainbowbarnacle" target="_blank">saiderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talliara.tumblr.com/post/29537602383/vastderp-rainbowbarnacle" target="_blank">talliara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/29531408608/rainbowbarnacle-hypotheticalwoman" target="_blank">vastderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainbowbarnacle.tumblr.com/post/29528408689/hypotheticalwoman-no-sverige-dats-gay-pon" target="_blank">rainbowbarnacle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypotheticalwoman.tumblr.com/post/29527367174/no-sverige-dats-gay-pon-pon-wei-wei-wei-pon-pon" target="_blank">hypotheticalwoman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://no-sverige-dats-gay.tumblr.com/post/28295617006" target="_blank">no-sverige-dats-gay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>PON PON WEI WEI WEI<br/>PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON<br/>WEI WEI PON PON PON<br/>WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI </p> </blockquote> <p>I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN<br/>SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?<br/>THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING<br/>VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!<br/>GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO<br/>MAGNIFICO</p> </blockquote> <p>KITTEN IS ANGRY</p> <p>KITTEN IS OFFENDED</p> <p>FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED</p> <p>DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT</p> <p>AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT</p> <p>I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT</p> </blockquote> <p>STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!</p> <p>THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,</p> <p>SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!</p> </blockquote> <p>WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB</p> <p>WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB</p> <p>WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB </p> <p>WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB</p> <p>KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</p> </blockquote> <p>I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES<br/>BIG <br/>BIG BOOTY BITCHES<br/>I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES<br/>BIG <br/>BIG BOOTY BITCHES</p> </blockquote> <p>SUCK MY DICK</p> <p>SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK</p> <p>SUCK MY DICK</p> <p>SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING</p> </blockquote> <p>and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before  they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.</p> </blockquote> <p>I THINK SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MY JUNK</p> </blockquote> <p>I’M A TOUR GUIDE ON THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE</p> <p>SKIPPER DAN IS THE NAME</p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687619624http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687619624Sat, 18 Aug 2012 09:01:12 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_29687513583" src="http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687513583/audio_player_iframe/deiteite/tumblr_m82mlzK9Kw1r28lvd?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdeiteite%2F29687513583%2Ftumblr_m82mlzK9Kw1r28lvd" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://great-perhapss.tumblr.com/post/28476981001/ed-sheeran-someone-like-you-adele" target="_blank">great-perhapss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ed Sheeran - Someone like you (Adele)</p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687513583http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687513583Sat, 18 Aug 2012 08:57:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prestonhymas.tumblr.com/post/26729020232/why-do-we-not-discuss-clouds-more-i-mean-look" target="_blank">prestonhymas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why do we not discuss clouds more?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfstIynk1qzbtr8.jpg"/></p> <p>I mean look at that. That’s water.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfto4YCp1qzbtr8.jpg"/></p> <p>Flying water.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfu83vpQ1qzbtr8.jpg"/></p> <p>FLYING</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfulUFfg1qzbtr8.jpg"/></p> <p><em>FUCKING</em></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfuzC8bJ1qzbtr8.jpg"/></p> <p><strong><em>WATER</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>WHAT IS THIS</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>HOW IS THIS EVEN</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tfzfwNJ71qzbtr8.jpg"/></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>GOD DAMN, WHAT</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687497511http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687497511Sat, 18 Aug 2012 08:57:18 -0400<p><blockquote> <ul><li>If you’re gay, that’s cool</li> <li>If you’re lesbian, that’s cool</li> <li>If you’re asexual, that’s cool</li> <li>If you’re bisexual, that’s cool</li> <li>If you’re pansexual, that’s cool</li> <li>If you’re straight, that’s cool</li> <li>If you’re not sure, that’s cool</li> <li>If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.</li> </ul></blockquote></p>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687458281http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687458281Sat, 18 Aug 2012 08:56:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lotgr6x9rL1qd2k51o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687446173http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/29687446173Sat, 18 Aug 2012 08:55:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7x6m4a8Dj1r2ft7to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28259986061http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28259986061Sun, 29 Jul 2012 07:34:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7x6nhlK8m1rs2or9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28259979615http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28259979615Sun, 29 Jul 2012 07:34:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthnuoChqF1qclxeko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthnuoChqF1qclxeko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28227438293http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28227438293Sat, 28 Jul 2012 19:50:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7loglYYMN1qbvf19o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28227381329http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28227381329Sat, 28 Jul 2012 19:49:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuchf1fdp1qabn2bo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuchf1fdp1qabn2bo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuchf1fdp1qabn2bo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwuchf1fdp1qabn2bo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28227146753http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28227146753Sat, 28 Jul 2012 19:45:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg0slw3NV1qa64bjo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg0slw3NV1qa64bjo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28226096781http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28226096781Sat, 28 Jul 2012 19:27:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrw3dpAmT11qbpwzeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28225852148http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28225852148Sat, 28 Jul 2012 19:22:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzc0jqrMAk1qaj5jro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzc0jqrMAk1qaj5jro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28223406954http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28223406954Sat, 28 Jul 2012 18:40:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7bb8Du2Q1r8a7klo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28223214931http://deiteite.tumblr.com/post/28223214931Sat, 28 Jul 2012 18:37:30 -0400